What did the paint say to the wall?
~ I've got you covered!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
~Because they are always stuffed.
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
~ I'm stuck on you!
What did the galaxy say to the sun?
~You're my biggest star!
Why did the ghost go to the hospital?
~ He had a boo-boo.
~BAAAshful.
Why was the broom late ?
What do you call a snowman in June?
~ A puddle.
What is as big as the Easter Bunny but weighs less than a feather?
~The Easter Bunny's shadow!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
~Icebergers!
What's an owl's favourite subject?
~Owlgebra!
What do the Irish call a fake rock?
~A Sham Rock!
Why did the Queen go to the Dentist?
~She wanted to get her teeth "crowned"!
PS: After you share these with your child, why not ask her what her favourite joke is? Leave a comment or email it to me with first name and age - if it's a new one, I'll include it in a future riddles/jokes post :-)
terrific! My kids are always asking me to tell them a joke and I’m consistently at a loss – thanks for sharing!
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