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2011-03-23

More Jokes for Kids (Or: What's Making Us Laugh Lately)

Some G-rated funnies for you and your imps :-)

What did the paint say to the wall?
~ I've got you covered!

Why are teddy bears never hungry?
~Because they are always stuffed.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
~ I'm stuck on you!

What did the galaxy say to the sun?
~You're my biggest star!

Why did the ghost go to the hospital?
He had a boo-boo.

What do you call a shy lamb?
~BAAAshful.

Why was the broom late ?
~ It over-swept!

What do you call a snowman in June?
~ A puddle.

What is as big as the Easter Bunny but weighs less than a feather?
~The Easter Bunny's shadow!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
~Icebergers!

What's an owl's favourite subject?
~Owlgebra!

What do the Irish call a fake rock?
~A Sham Rock!

Why did the Queen go to the Dentist?
~She wanted to get her teeth "crowned"!




PS: After you share these with your child, why not ask her what her favourite  joke is? Leave a comment or email it to me with first name and age - if it's a new one, I'll include it in a future riddles/jokes post :-) 

1 comment:

  1. terrific! My kids are always asking me to tell them a joke and I’m consistently at a loss – thanks for sharing!

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