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2010-10-08

Jokes For Kids

Some G-rated riddles your children might enjoy:

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.


Why did the man run around his bed?
He wanted to catch up on some sleep!


What kind of story does a ship captain read to his kids?
Ferry-tales.


Why would Snow White make a good judge? 
Because she's the "fairest in the land".


What was Ben Franklin's reaction when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked!


When they meet, what does one ocean say to the other?
Nothing - they just wave!


What do you call a dog that has the flu?
A germy-shepard.


Where do bunnies live?
In a rabbitat.


What's a frog's favourite song?
"Heads, Shoulders, Knees & Toads"

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